Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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