So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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