awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
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