i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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