he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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