When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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