Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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