Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
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