Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
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