He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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