Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Randomize
