If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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