she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
please don't ironically join a cult
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