guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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