there's paper in my vomit.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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