Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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