He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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