I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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