a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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