She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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