I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
this boner is exhausting
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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