i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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