I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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