If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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