He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
We had sex on a dog bed..
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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