Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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