So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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