I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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