IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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