I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
He has the fingertips of a God
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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