So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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