he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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