How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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