Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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