but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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