I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Randomize
