He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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