i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
I want you more than these girls want KFC
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
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