Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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