"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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