You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Randomize
