you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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