The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I'm just crazy horny about you
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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