yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
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I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
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There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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