I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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