The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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