amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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