we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Randomize
