the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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