Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
Randomize
