this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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